While you wait: five lessons my first stool taught me
Since you have a few minutes, let me tell you about the stool. It stands in the corner of my garage to this day — oak legs, pine seat, and a gentle but undeniable wobble. It was the first thing I ever built, in 2016, and it remains the most instructive object I own. Here are the five lessons it drilled into me, the same ones I pass to every beginner who walks into a course.
Lesson one: wood moves. I cut all four legs to identical lengths on a Saturday and assembled them on a Sunday — by which time the pine seat had taken on enough moisture to cup slightly, and my perfect geometry was history. Wood is not a static material; it expands and contracts with the weather. Now I let timber acclimatise in the garage for at least a week before cutting anything to final size.
Lesson two: measure from one face, always
My four legs were each measured from whichever edge happened to be nearest — and each edge had its own idea of where zero was. The accumulated error was barely a millimetre per leg, which is exactly enough for a wobble. Now every measurement on a project references the same face and the same edge, marked with a pencil squiggle the moment the board enters the shop. Boring habit, transformative results.
Lessons three to five: sharp, slow, and proud
Third: a dull tool is a dangerous and discouraging tool. My borrowed saw was blunt, so I forced it — and forced cuts wander. Sharpening is not an advanced skill; it is day-one maintenance. Fourth: glue-up is a race you cannot win in a panic. Dry-fit everything first, lay out your clamps in advance, and only then open the bottle. And fifth — the lesson I treasure most: a wobbly stool you built yourself teaches you more than a flawless one from a shop. Keep your first project forever. Mine still stands in the corner, reminding me where the wobble started.
That's the stool's whole syllabus: respect movement, measure from one face, keep tools sharp, dry-fit before glue, and stay proud of imperfect first attempts. I look forward to hearing about yours.
— Floris Brouwer, Amstelveen